Ong

Thank you!

She does look like her!

im inside ur mom

Wtf

Oh my God I'm in the presence of a legend

I must roast you so hard

Yo mama so fat she falls off of both sides of the bed

your head is so big one earbud is in Asia and the other one is in North america

Me: Summons multiple rifles.

Me: summons Simo Häyhä

Then drop that patriotic swimsuit of yours and join me upstairs

*muppet moans ensue*

Fr

Same
Your house is [REDACTED] high school in the American Midwest, right?

Me who doesn’t have stairs in my house:
Are you sure about that?

It's Gritty's Wife !

If you are in my house then come upstairs and join me in the bed I have nothing on and neither should you

Smash

If you in my house get out or you will taste the powder from my 12 gauge

If you are in my house then come upstairs and join me in the bed I have nothing on and neither should you

Then come upstairs I’m waiting

Ok good let's f**k

Her vs. her standards