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Just 2 more then you’ll be safe | JUST 2 MORE BOOSTER SHOTS; THEEEEEEN YOU’LL BE IMMUNE. 
DISCLAIMER: YOU STILL WILL PROBABLY GET IT BECAUSE THE WHOLE THING WAS A LIE | image tagged in memes,i'm the captain now | made w/ Imgflip meme maker
95 views 2 upvotes Made by Geekybird 2 years ago in politics
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1 up, 2y,
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no
but like all shots, it wears off, so u need more
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Sure Jan | YOU BET JAN | image tagged in sure jan | made w/ Imgflip meme maker
0 ups, 2y,
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Which part, the virus, the vaccine or both?
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Aren’t they the same thing? One causing myocarditis and other yet to be seen damage and one that may or may not actually exist as more than a 99.999999/% survivable cold which you may or may not know you had or have?

We do Covid testing at my job. I’ve seen and talked to hundreds of clients who said, after testing positive, they didn’t even know they had it.
Never got sick, never got nothin.
Who knows? Maybe The WHO does but we don’t.
Barry Sotero and his husband Michael probably do. Baha :-$
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Being that we've entered an era of informational nihilism, it's impossible to know. I tested positive after feeling like I had a cold forna few days, then took paxlovid for 5 days and felt fine, tested negative 3 days into it. My wife tested positive about 5 days after I did, felt like hell and literally couldn't stop coughing, took 2 doses of paxlovid and damn near needed to be hospitalized, then spent the next 2 weeks gradually recovering. That's all the empirical evidence I have. Everything else is finger-pointing. Kind of like 10 different religions each claiming the other 9 are false faiths, and my secular ass concluding that they're all full of shit. Eh, this too shall pass.
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What a long strange dream it’s all been
1 up, 2y,
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I just had a flashback to the end of a Bill Hicks routine. "It's just a ride."

This vacation sucks, I can't wait to stop envying the dead and get back home.
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Sorry to burst my own bumble but we are home, this is it.
Samsara and Nibaana, are one and the same
1 up, 2y,
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That's alright. I can take almost as much comfort from imagining I'm the first incarnation of this soul to break a perpetual cycle of suicide as I can knowing that I'm the first in an unbroken chain going back to LUCA not to reproduce. Call it a vote of no-confidence in this whole corporeal being bullshit.
1 up, 2y
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JUST 2 MORE BOOSTER SHOTS; THEEEEEEN YOU’LL BE IMMUNE. DISCLAIMER: YOU STILL WILL PROBABLY GET IT BECAUSE THE WHOLE THING WAS A LIE