Bro couldn’t stand a chance

What type of f**king roast is that?
A light roast?
Kinda weak bro

Says the one named turkey medic, why don’t you Chicken your as* outta here

HA, you clearly don't stay up to date with stuff
Go read a newspaper, outdated, like you

You literally went out of context like your father did when he first saw you

Said the orphan

Aw, running out of roast, why don’t you go look it up you degenerated weeb

Clearly you need to search up what a degenerate weeb is
Because, currently, the one commenting to me is one.

Bro had to click on my profile and look at my posts just to roast me 🤮

BRO DOESN'T EVEN REMEMBER ME LMAOOOAOAOAOAOAO

Because your a nobody, nobody remembers you. Fact, I don’t even remember who you are

I have 204 followers-
And over 360,000 points-
And I'm often online, and I'm Hanz, you dummkopf

I didn’t ask who you are though, your the only person here who nobody cares about because your like any other clown and your only here because people know you here and it’s the only place u feel comfy, grow up and wake up to reality

lol, you mad bro?

I’m just stating the fact that your just in the way and just trying to build up your situation, I don’t care if you think I’m mad, you can think that. But I’m not that mad, I’m stating facts that nobody cares about who you are

Yeah, you mad. I hope you'll feel better.

Thank you, And I hope you get better at roasting

Roasting is boring, just like dark coffee

Bro you need to calm down

This just means you cant take a joke bro get over it

I literally did, he just couldn’t stand the fact he’s not funny 💀

tf you mean you came back to an argument from 3 hours ago because you got mad he called you out bro, and even if you had been offline its not that f**king serous dude

I’m not mad, you just putting out of context Things into your own words, why don’t you go back where u came from and just sit there and think of a good Excuse ok?

also can you please explain why you mod HS and posted this? imgflip.com/i/6jig99
also yeah you're tagline is creepy

Because “smol bean” wanted me to mod it -_- and that was a challenge and the tag line is a joke 💀

you didnt have to accept the mod request and its still sounds creepy, saying something is a joke doesn't do anything

Boy why don’t you stfu and act like a grown as* man if your even a grown as* man

Bruhs scared it's gonna get comment banned for saying ass💀

Naw just keeping it nsfw friendly unlike I did with your mom last night

Dude you're so funny you got everyone laughing because you used a dead joke from 2017

Bro had to use a gen z joke 💀

ong💀

that's not even a roast just a slur of slurs

Why don’t you try roasting that dude

you follow the erp stream, and your tagline IS creepy. That's disgusting bro.

I follow all the streams 🤡

Still. Your tagline.

It’s chimken -_-

Huh?

It’s literally chimken

wtf

Just because I put “:3” doesn’t mean it’s inappropriate 💀

Just because I put “:3” doesn’t mean it’s inappropriate 💀

It said be my slave, and saying '':3'' is stupid af

Ye I put that there and he couldn’t handle the fact it was a joke 💀

you also have done a lot of horny shit so I don't think it's that.

Mhm sure, Posting it because your proud, well done kid, you’ve achieved something in your meaningless life

(I in NO WAY mean to continue and argument that's over half a week old, but i just wanted to add this)
do you see the post we're commenting on? it's literally you proudly posting your collection of slurs and calling it a roast.

Pffttt, did u really have to go to a week old argument and just say that xD, Still mad I see for a week

no i just thought of something i should've added lmao

*you're
and that is hella overused
all your insults are overused af come up with some original shit once in your life instead of copying all the 9 year olds you see

Man your still stuck in 2020 💀

*you're
bruhb those happened this year

“You’re” is present tense, and don’t start an argument you can’t win, you know the last time that happened

"you're" means "you are" and "your" is used for possession (like YOUR cat was purring)
mf where tf are you learning english

🤓 bro had to explain it, what a nerd

I prefer being a nerd over having no braincells thank you very much

And posting it to Show now proud you are, Why don’t you show it to your parents if you have one

*how
*them
I'm not posting it to be "pRoUd"
I posted it because you are such an idiot