Retro: broke up b/c of the age controversy, then inactivity
Danny: never f**king dated him, he's a disgusting, awful, horrifyingly evil, and narcissistic person.
Josh: Bro we're engaged it doesn't really count-
Aaron: Fair enough
That mf: No f**king words. And I mean this.
Logan and Honu: uhhhh that was this year??? Damn it feels like it's been a lot longer ago than that.
TCK: doesn't count we didn't like each other
The Australian guy: Fair enough