they look like really bad caricature drawings, they look like wax sculptures on a hot day, there is so much plastic in them they might as well have made in china stamped on them. it looks like their faces didn't render properly, they look like what would happen if a five year old's drawing of a face came to life. they look like they belong in a ps1 game, they took the phrase "put your money where your mouth is" seriously. they look like the background characters in an old scooby doo episode, they look like sleep paralysis demons.
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