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oh wow, the cool kids clan
becomes the KKK

crap

Krap

cock

Kokk

no
this isnt how your suppost to play the game

*supposed

C.

chair

Tshair

ch

Can you replace that

Great point

Tsh
Makes nearly the same noise.
And maybe we’d have to do some 1984 stuff to normalize that. But then again if we removed C we’d have to do the same thing.

What about when singing the alphabet to toddlers

A B D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y and Z
They already fukked up the song by turning Ele Mella pee into L M N O P. So this really isn’t an issue

Gene Cernan

Gene Sernan

"C"

But you don’t need the C
It can very easily be replaced with an S and make the same noise

California
Crop
Carl
Carbon

Kalifornia
Krop
Karl (which is already a name)
Karbon

All it is, is a simple “K” sound.
The only maybe acceptable use of C is in Ch but even then “Tsh” makes roughly the same noise over time if you’re exposed to the Tsh noise instead of the Ch noise there will be Zero Difference.

Try calling a Chinese person "Tshinese" and see how it goes

I dunno if you just have an accent or something
But a Ch noise is basically half of a “T” noise smushed with a shortened “Sh” noise when I say it
It has no difference to me.
So even if it’s spelled differently. A Tshinese person is the same as a Chinese person.
And the English language has so many confusing and pointless rules that I’m sure something as simple as this would easily slide if it is ever adopted into mainstream speak (which realistically I know it’s not ever gonna be. At least not at this rate. But it could very easily be implemented if enough people wanted)

For example, in Year 1 that useless letter "c" would be dropped to be replased either by "k" or "s", and likewise "x" would no longer be part of the alphabet. The only kase in which "c" would be retained would be the "ch" formation, which will be dealt with later. Year 2 might reform "w" spelling, so that "which" and "one" would take the same konsonant, wile Year 3 might well abolish "y" replasing it with "i" and Iear 4 might fiks the "g/j" anomali wonse and for all.

Jenerally, then, the improvement would kontinue iear bai iear with Iear 5 doing awai with useless double konsonants, and Iears 6-12 or so modifaiing vowlz and the rimeining voist and unvoist konsonants. Bai Iear 15 or sou, it wud fainali bi posibl tu meik ius ov thi ridandant letez "c", "y" and "x" -- bai now jast a memori in the maindz ov ould doderez -- tu riplais "ch", "sh", and "th" rispektivli.

Fainali, xen, aafte sam 20 iers ov orxogrefkl riform, wi wud hev a lojikl, kohirnt speling in ius xrewawt xe Ingliy-spiking werld.

Yeah you just copy and pasted this from Reddit

Still proves the point

It really doesn’t.
Because sure maybe now that last bit is incomprehensible.
But this person is saying that over time it will be
Like I’m sure that people 20 of 30 years ago wouldn’t have a single clue what “ong” “lol” “lmk” “plz” “nvm” or other shortened phrases or acronyms, that lots of us know and use daily.

It’s something George Orwell knew and wrote about in 1946 in his essay “Politics and the English Language” So this isn’t a new concept at all.
The english language will evolve to get simpler. That was one of the big ideas of the Book 1984 (written by George Orwell as well) using Newspeak to dumb down the language and make things so simple it’s stupid.
They did it in ways like the word “bad” became “ungood” and “awful” became “very ungood” (though in the book this wasn’t about dumbing down the language it was about controlling thoughts so that way no one had any actual negative words they could against the government)

So if anything by sending that copy and pasted text it supports me more than you.
Which I’m not 100% sure what you intended by that but that’s what I got.

🤓

If all you can put is a simple nerd emoji as a response instead of providing a proper insult proves that the language is Infact getting dumbed down. And I guess you are as well

Thanks for providing me a comeback