what is a ewpert

That cat

what if someone presses the buttion for me

Then they get the money
And they become ewpert
And because they’re ewpert they have no way of spending or giving you the money. Especially since all the money will probably be in his bank account

*presses button*

You are now and forever ewpert

Hmmm, I get to become rich and adorable....
I'll take my chances with not pressing the button