Republican family values; 1. Families & doctors can't be trusted with reproductive decisions. Our elected officials know best. 2. We're slashing funds for public education. Test scores are falling anyway, so who cares? 3. No tax credits for families with children. Can't feed your family? Try working harder, bums. 4. No minimum wage hikes. Dead-end job? Go back to school. 5. No student loan forgiveness. Get a blue-collar job, nerds. 6. We oppose unions of all types. They're a bunch of lazy mooches, anyway. 7. Do you have an LGBTQ parent or child? Then get out of America, f**got.