The Story:
So I recently went on a tour of the Capitol (I wanted to see it before I leave VA). Before we started the tour, our tour guide told us the rules (you know, no food or drink, no leaving the group, the usual) He then tells us that one thing we can't talk about was (*sniff, sob*) January 6, because "it's still under investigation," and that "some of my colleagues (at that point he gestured to some Capitol Police officers standing there chatting with each other nonchalantly) are (*sniff, sob*) still traumatized by that." I had to bite my lip to keep from laughing. The only thing I regret was that I didn't have the World's Smallest Violin to play him a sad somg. XD