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I swear just the other day I got called out in class for fidgiting with a pencil or something and got detention from it
Later that day a girl started throwing some things that I didn't see at the teacher, and apparently they were big because she nearly fell over to it, and she knew it was the girl, but gave a death stare to me.
Girl got off Scot free.

Welcome to school, Ya cry baby

Ikr lmao

In music class during the first few weeks, I play my instrument loudly while my teacher talks because I want to practice. My friend and a girl classmate play the same instrument as me. My friend and I get in trouble for doing that and when the girl plays, he doesn't mind and doesn't say anything and thinks that I do it.

CUase teachers are bad. My teacher knew our suffering

You see? Things like this always happen lol

girl:*coments geoncide and starts 5 world wars, "don't do that again* Boy:*wears a hoodie* "OMG HE IS A MAFIA BOSS".

I am a mafia boss, so…

AH DAMN YOU BEAT ME TO IT

But relatable

both means only 2. based AbdullahAhmed5.

only male and female

no kids are to stupid to be stupid

GOD F**KING DAMN WILL YOU SHUT THE F**K UP ABOUT MEMECAT

please relax... ill call the therapists if u want

...dude, not cool. I know its annoying but PLEASE, chill.

ayowe just telling facts tho

No.

nah

nah

Not to be sexist or any thing but if your body is found hundreds of years from now you either a man or a woman. Also, what does it mean to be trans, if your tought to be a male at birth but you are a female, then your female

I AM A ATTACK HELICOPTER AND I DEMAND TO BE REPRESENTED

what are michael jackson's pronouns?

thay are,HEE!!! HEE!!!

3 then

same!

Yes!

So true for example girl:starts swearing:schools meh boy: drops pencil schools:ahhhhhhhhhh u in trouble

boy is literally shirtless
schools:
girl’s bra strap shows
schools: oMg yOu WiLL DiStRaCt dA bOyS

what teachers think will happen if a girl shows too much shoulder

girls get distracted they the ones who start it at my school they just be in a corner talking boys just think about sports

Only if they're horny

tru

[image deleted] IDK the school logic they are so crazy thinking girls will not get distracted

That one country:
"You're a girl! Why aren't you wearing a skirt?!"

why is this true

Ong bro

In my school when we do football for P.E girls score for 2 points.

tackle them like it then.

This is too true, one time my 7th grade science and history teachers literally said that they likes girls better than boys

W T F

yeah i know! these teachers dont know the fu*king words: no discrimination

My science teacher last year told a boy that he made a silly mistake just because he's a boy

in my school girls are always going to the bathroom in the middle of the period while boys get dissed for asking to go

no

f**k you

i mean periods are a thing but that is rlly wierd that teachers dont let boys go

true some boy in my friends class got yelled at just bus he needed to go to the bathroom for the 4th time in a quarter and I heard he had some medical conditions

No, I mean in the middle of class

HEy BRo waffles or pancakes?

Obviously waffles, but pancakes are decent too

same bro