(dont ask why i'm asking this cuz idek)

if there is a hole there is a goal

God let’s find out
*grabs quandria and a bowling ball *

Yes if it’s big enough

The human asshole can stretch 8 inches wide before being damaged, so if you have one 8 inches or less in diameter then yes
But it will f**king hurt

it wont hurt if it happens often enough *grabs bowling ball*

Depends
How big is the bowling ball?

like
an average sized one
idrk

iirc the asshole can stretch up to 7 inches without taking damage, and the largest average bowling ball has a diameter of 6.3 inches
So theoretically, yes, a bowling ball can fit in your asshole

🤨

don’t ask how i know this because then i will infodump

tf

short answer: yes

HOW DO YOU KNOW

the human anus can dialate to a maximum of 8 inches in diameter
raccoons can fit in spaces with a diameter of 4 inches maximum
don’t piss off a raccoon

A RACCOON IS IN MY BUTT PLEASE HELP

no :)

It’s climbing my intestine

how does it feel having internal bleeding?

IT JUST DISSOLVED ITSELF IN MY STOMACH AND MY FLESH IS GETTING DISSOLVED

kill people using your stomach acid before it dissolves your brain tissue

Why does that remind me of a genshin impact character

I died
This is my ghost speaking
I don’t wanna fail no nud nobember

too bad

Let's find out

I don’t know but once a man stuck a ten pound weight in their ass /srs

If we assume the person doesen't have to be alive by the time the procedure is finished

A human can fit a racoon up their ass

yes ik

It'd be larger than that of a f**king child