i just found this lol

Well I mean if all they do is say that, then what should we trust them for? If I accept the money, then by what mechanism will 250 random children die?

how about bribing them not to kill the children

Or how about just taking the money and then reporting them to the police for threatening to kill children

or better yet just steal it

yea if someone opens a case of $100M in your face they deserve to lose it
but the second option would work too except the cops might not let you keep the mullah, which is where you just tie them up and make an anonymous police call and then bolt

money laundering

yea XD
this is a messed up discussion, this whole comment thread should go in cursed comments

You think THESE are cursed?

not really compared to some of the stuff i’ve posted there before

ok post this shit there

how long ago was that-

maybe 8 months or so?

has that been posted there b4?? also i’d need permission

*1/3 of my elementary school f**king dies*

Welp, F to my friends who might've lost their siblings *uses some money just to pay for their funerals*

just all offer them a $10K compensation

Welp i could def lose like 50K in that case. That leaves me with 99,950,000

yea, still could invest it in the market and make billions more with it so i wouldn’t really care
plus i want some money to invest in a youtube channel so that would just make my life easier

Exactly
I mean, you can't say no to a briefcase of valuable paper

ikr
i mean you could also just use brute force and run away and call the police for attempted murder

Prob the better idea bc f**k logic/rules

yea
money’s on the line, frick everything