i love doing that. everyone always gets scared by the explosions, so I might need to add more radioactive stuff next time

artillery shells

Jokes on you I have a triple

Welp
Since I'm confused and out of comebacks..
Call your mother and tell her you love her.
I'm going down and I'm taking the whole world with me.
Idk

Jokes on you I’m escaping to mars with my family and anyone who wants to come with me just tell me and I’ll make room for you

Yeah about that
The sun is going supernova in about 20 minutes.

Well guess what I’m traveling out of the galaxy and to a different mars in a singular second

Oh yeah, I forgot to mention. The universe is beginning to collapse. Turns out long-distance space travel is the straw that broke the camel's back.

Did I say galaxy sorry I meant multiverse

Yeah, about that... this is baseline reality, so if this place goes, everything that has ever existed disappears in all 12 dimensions.

Then I cross the Delaware and crane kick you in the mouth

I'll eat your foot for the cost.
"He will crush its head, it will strike his heel"
Poetic..

Jokes on you I got triple bananas

Jokes on you I have a bullet

Jokes on you my offhand is a star

Jokes on you I already won

Jokes on you your Internet is going out in 5, 4, 3..

Jokes on you I’m playing offline

Then we aren't playing together in the first place.
Cya then-

We were playing on split screen

Exactly

Why no use bomb mob starter kit

First

you need the blue spiny shell

Lmao

They just see the red she'll jpeg picture on their satnav. It knocks them off a cliff and then they're picked up by a mf in a cloud