DO YOU LIKE THIS EGG
EGGSTRAORDINARY EGG
I DON'T MEAN TO EGG YOU ON ABOUT THIS EGG
BUT DO YOU EGGSEPT THIS EGG
I'VE NEVER SEEN SOMETHING MORE EGGSEPTIONAL THAN THIS EGG
I'M HAVING AN EGGSISTENTIAL CRISIS
'CUZ I NEED TO KNOW
WHY IS THOS EGG
SO AMAZING
I'M NOT EGGZADURATING
BOILING WITH EGGSITEMENT
AND I DON'T MEAN TO FRIGHTEN
BUT IT'S ALL BECAUSE OF THE EGGSISTENCE OF THIS EGG
WHAT A SUNNYSIDE UP DAY
PERFECT IN EVERY WAY
HOWEVER IF YOU TRY TO POACH MY EGG
I'LL POACH YOUR SOUL
HE'S NOT EGGSPENDABLE
YES I'M BEING INTENTIONAL
EGGBERT IS MY NEW BEST FRIEND HE WILL BE WITH ME 'TILL THE END
...But sometimes I wonder would he taste good fried?
Can't get over this easy think I just might cry
Scrambling for solutions
But it's no use
I EGGSECRATE THIS FEELING
BUT I KNOW WHAT I MUST DO
GOODBYE EGGBERT
I'LL THINK ABOUT YOU EVERY DAY
PERFECT IN EVERY WAY
AND I CAN'T EGGSPRESS HOW MUCH I MISS YOU Oh Eggbert
You tasted oh so great
BUT I'LL ALWAYS MISS MY EGG