WORD SALAD IS A SALAD THAT IS MADE OF WORDS, AND WHEN YOU HAVE WORDS IN YOUR SALAD THEN YOUR SALAD CONTAINS WORDS. IN AMERICA, WE LOVE OUR WORDS AND WE LOVE OUR SALADS, AND THAT IS WHY WHEN YOU HAVE WORD SALAD, IT'S LIKE SALAD BUT WITH WORDS INSTEAD OF LETTUCE. AND SOMETIMES RANCH DRESSING, BUT MAINLY WORDS. A SALAD OF WORDS. AND WE CALL IT A WORD SALAD. CAPTAIN, THE UNIVERSAL TRANSLATOR JUST... EXPLODED
