IN A RECENT VIDEO, MADONNA SHOWS OFF A PAIR OF PINK PANTIES, BUNCHES THEM UP IN HER HANDS, AND SAYS THAT IF SHE MISSES THEN SHE'S GAY, AND THROWS THEM ACROSS THE ROOM. THE NEXT SHOT SHOWS THE PANTIES A COUPLE OF FEET SHORT OF A TRASH CAN. YES, BECAUSE WHEN LEFTISTS CELEBRATED THAT SHE FRENCH KISSED; BOTH BRITNEY SPEARS AND CHRISTINA AGUILERA ON STAGE YEARS AGO THAT DIDN'T GIVE ANYONE A CLUE.