By the numbers, Elon Musk has:
--10 children
--5 companies
--Is in litigation to (maybe) acquire Twitter for $44 billion
--Is Elon Musk
--Still only has 24 hours in a day (assuming he has not yet successfully bent the space-time continuum)
That's a bad prospect for having meaningful relationships with your kids before you even get to any trans issues.
But yeah in this case I'm 100% sure it was the commies.