depends on what game I'm playing

Minecraft Single Player: Unbothered

Roblox: Slightly aggravated

FNF: Unbothered

FNaF: Unbothered

Any VR platform: Your free trial of living has expired.

same
all of yours: agreed
SMBX (if my level is saved): Unbothered
SMBX (if my level is not saved): time to kill
Any Complete-in-one-sitting game: Unbothered
Pizza Tower: Depends on how far into the level I am

I would form a life long relationship with you that would culminate in our marriage and having 2 children. When we are both old and on life support, I will remind you of the time you unplugged my router, and proceed to unplug your life support.

The long con. Works every time.

Thank you.

I had a stroke looking at this face
but based