I, British Lad, announce my candidacy for president (and, my new party!)

You stole our name but turned it into the Choose the Left Party. Should be called the Choose the Left Theory (CLT)

That name would be ridiculous, please take this seriously.

Finally a political party from Britain that doesn't blow...

So we got the CRT and the CLT? What's wrong with people?

Knowing Envoy, choose the left party is not a serious party and he's finding out whether IG is [intelligent] enough to fall for it.
But we'll see about it in a week...

It's not irrelevant.
The "choose the left party" mainly works as a foil to the CRT...

*expensive
Fixed it for you

* "special"

fify

actually its cheap but you think its special

*Expensive
Envoy's not letting just anyone into his party.
Fify

Astute observation…

If the CRT is the best acronym IG can come up with, he's kinda asking for this...

Ctl spells "control." Clt spells something other than "cult"...

Lol.
Still better than Choose RighT party I guess.

Envoy's party isn't illegal or dangerous and can't possibly be worse than CRT party.

Lol what

A fourth party running. The other parties running at this rate would be CTR (Choose the Right Party), Nerd (Should run at this rate), and S.A.U.L. (Might run but may not be taking campaign seriously as mentioned by Surly, imgflip.com/i/6vsjyk?nerp=1665097449#com21428126, imgflip.com/i/6vqgvr )