Actually, went more like 10-100. I wouldn’t wanna see someone in my fridge at 2am.

tacos

Wooooohooooow

id be disappointed cause the thot would obviously move the milk outside the fridge, making me unable to have my cereal

Welll she could make some more for you

-_______-

=O

which would then turn me homicidal, burning her and the f**kin fridge

Well, I guess I’ll have to kill you again. But I don’t remember killing someone with pink hair.

Trespasser detected. Lethal force engaged.

Put her in the dryer and tell her to say step bro helped im stuck

I just had a f**kin bruh moment

Lol was just joking tho

me and my brother when we find her in our fridge

we get out of the house, and begin sniper training

I'd be like "oh sorry I'm already married" and then ask "Could you pass me the sandwich with a gift i'm giving her?"

Lol

lol

Well food is food

Yeah

w fridge moment

Ong

pass the butter plz

This is why I have a shotgun next to the flamethrower

If you want to know why there's a flamethrower, the stove ain't gonna set itself on fire

Olso when the squirrel digs up all the body’s in you front yard JOKEING

Id be happy because i would finlly have something to eat

Yum

Tell her she has 5 minutes to get out of my house before I call the police. I would also get her to sign my bath water.

how do you sign water???

That’s the joke.

i mean it was in your fridge so technically you have the right to eat it

CHILL

all the make up and stuff would get in the way though so maybe just send her to the dump

Dam

IDK

Thats funny tho

I’d be disappointed bc my food is gone

Same

relatable

When i just need a bowl of cereal and you find a dead women/OR ALIVE women "Can you pass me the milk please"

Which milk😳

pass the milk 😏

wtf am I witnessing

Then the next morning lose your mind