REMEMBER THAT YOU ARE ADDRESSING LEFTIST COLLEGE STUDENTS, DEAN. THE SCIENCE IS NOW FIRM ON HOW GENERALLY USELESS THE AVERAGE PAPER MASK IS WHEN IT COMES TO PREVENTING COVID-19. YOU STUDENTS CAN NOW DECLARE YOUR PERSONAL FREEDOM BY BURNING YOUR MASKS LIKE THE 1960S FEMINISTS DID WITH THEIR BRAS. OH RIGHT. SILLY ME! BUT REMEMBER TO REMOVE YOUR WORTHLESS FACE MASKS FIRST BEFORE SETTING THEM ON FIRE.
