Bruh I’m unbuckling and I’m gonna be a wild child

if i ever got kidnapped like that, i'd probably do the same
but eh, it's probably enough if i just kick him in the head and then falcon punch his [REDACTED] until he's dead, then pee on his corpse like a dog/cat to humiliate the guy
sorry mods, got a little carried away ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

i probably wouldn't have the guts or skill to do the second one but the method in the comic is something i'd definitely do