Meme #106

Heavy footsteps = Your dad, and you’re in trouble.

Nice name lol

What was his name

oh my, look who it is

Oh my, look again. Listen, I don’t feel like arguing about furries today so I’ll do it tomorrow. Thank you

it's been 5 days

I didn’t say I’d argue with you

i'm not looking for an argument, i just saw you here and went "huh, interesting"

can the both of you stop bickering like 3yr olds arguing over who gets the lick of the ice cream please? everyday, my inbox is crammed with shit messages and its coming from you two!

I don’t think you own this post tho

yeah

Then just don’t reply to us lol

Such truefullness

So true, my dad shakes the stairs but my mom goes quick

Dude same

Same but ironically my mom is slower

Same!

My stepdad makes a loud thumping noise my mom however is silent af

by the way you wrote this it sounds sus

Tell me about it 😂

I live in a family with 8 siblings, I have learned to recognize every foot pattern and breathing sound

I have picture reference here so it doesn't count

What...

Just a joke. The cat is "Heavily Breathing" so I just pin that breathing sound to that cat

LOL

-shallow breathing with warbles-

-breathing with light moaning-

bro you good???

I'm fine. Answer was a zombie.

nah bro it sounded sus

What is this “steps” (I live in a one storey house)

This is just a joke don't get mad

I won’t get mad by banter lol

Was it funny?

In between I guess

My mom wears an anklet and my dad does not even come to see me
So yeah

Light footsteps: Mom or Dad tryna catch you in the act
Creaky footsteps: Dad
Normal footsteps: Mom
Stompy footsteps:RUN

What if you don’t have stairs

that is funny 😂😁😁

has saved many a Midnight MarathonTM

mine goes 6 steps a time (my dad)

Lol

especially when there's no stairs.

and no parents :)

just be siting there 4 in the morning and nothing scarer that your dad just walking upstairs.
that mean you dead

no, its the way they come DOWN the stairs

Facts

I can tell which sibling or parent by their footsteps and their breathing patterns