A MAN BUYS A NEWSPAPER AT A NEWSSTAND IN RUSSIA, LOOKS AT THE FIRST PAGE AND THROWS THE NEWSPAPER IN THE TRASH. THIS GOES ON FOR A FEW DAYS. THE GUY FROM THE NEWSSTAND ASKS:
"WHY DO YOU DO THAT?"
"I'M WAITING FOR AN OBITUARY."
"THEY'RE NOT ON PAGE ONE, ARE THEY?"
"THE ONE I'M WAITING FOR IS."
