no bitches?

Bro I played Fortnite and didn't even get male bitches

Damn

Minecraft = Gigachad with 10000000000000000000000000 girls

As a Minecraft gamer with a sister who plays Genshin Impact, I approve of this meme.

your sister might molest you

Don’t worry, I don’t live in Alabama.

How does this not have more upvotes! XD

Girls who play genshit have a 99% chance of being gay sooooooo

clean your soul

you missed one

I know what I am missing, thanks

and this 6uqqx4.jpg [image not found]

Oh ship, ohhhh ship, now this makes me worried.
See, I was gonna download Genshin Impact because I heard it was like a free Breath of the Wild that was pretty good, and now I'm a tad worried. I was hoping it would be about very petite women who just so happened to be short and have squeaky voices?
No?
Ahhh ship.
*Me sitting there, thinking about getting Chinese Donghua Breath of the wild-that had decent reviews-for free. But do I want to risk the ostracization?*

I play it and it's not as bad as people say in that regard. If you want to play it as a free exploration game you will have a lot of fun with it. The combat is very different from Zelda, but it's a great sandbox game.

OH S^$* WE GOT A CODE 445 I REPEAT WE GOT A CODE 445 WE NEED ALL UNITS ON Zabroglexis IF YOU SEE HIM, SHOW NO MERCY!!!!

there's a whole-ass task force preventing the playing of genshin? (note to self, don't download it, it's not worth the trouble)

Pedophile

Never played it, but I've heard it's fun, and it's free so it's not like you can't download it and try it before you decide. Ultimately, that's your call, and while these memes are funny, there's no way to guarantee it'll *actually* get you minor bitches, so I guess download at your own risk

YOU EVEN HAVE A MINOR?!

o no

yes

I want to play DOOM 1993.

have played, would recommend

Same

nice

i can give you Chocolate DOOM and a doom WAD so you can play it on Windows if you want, the game is shareware now since ID has no hope of making money off a DOS game anymore lol

Have played and now I have 23 bitches so I'd recommend

Do you play hungry sharks?

Thanks, man.

Excuse me, I'm just gonna go buy 7 doom games

(who's gonna tell him? I have to? Ugh, fine...)
...buddy...
there aren't 7 doom games
there's 1, 2: Hell on Earth, 3, 64, 2016, and Eternal, not counting fan-made WADs which are free and unofficial. I guess technically there's also 3: BFG Edition but that's just 3 again so it doesn't really count. There's also also Final Doom, but that's not made by iD, it's made by TeamTNT and sanctioned by iD, so I wouldn't count it. Finally, there's a shitty port of the game for the SNES, but it sucks so don't even bother. The most widely accepted consensus is that there are 5 major doom games, in 1, 2, 3, 2016, and Eternal, so unless you count 64 and Final Doom, you can't go buy 7 doom games. The SNES port is also just DOOM 1993 again so it's not a separate game.
I wish you luck in your doom-centered quest for bitches nonetheless
thank you for coming to my TED Talk

Dude, I meant 7 same games

Oh. I guess that works. I just wanted to be a nerd for a minute there bc I was bored lol

Lol

Shit

I laughed, I love it. But jokes aside, I know no one asked or cared but one thing: Don't be afraid of what you play. Whether it's an overrated or an underrated game, don't be worried. You'll be fine.

fortnite is actually kinda fun in no build moment

No builds actually uses skill imo

r/wholesome

i only play doom on this list lmfao

i play doom 2016 on switch.

should try out mw2 (2022) when it releases

Call of duty is for dudes who get no bitches

but when I go into a game 8/10 times there is a dude and a girl just talking to each other and shit like they are a couple. Can you explain that?

It's actually his mom

so they are flirting with each other? what the f**k? and his "mom" sounds young (18-20) wtf

Oh no