Do You Find Yourself Saying Any Of These Phrases ?

dear god,i do all of these.... im not even a male

It should have been entitled ' Are you getting old ? ' :~)

My dad is 1 and 6

He has done both of those exact things

I'd definitely do the 1st one too ngl

For me, 3 and 7 :~)

Ok

:~)

All but 5. And I ain’t even a dad

And like most here, I’m not a dad either… as far as I know :-)

That's an oldie ... but a goodie ! :~) (Oh, I know I'm not a dad !)