NEW AND SHOCKING POLLING RESULTS INDICATE THAT OVER ONE-THIRD OF SAN FRANCISCANS PLAN TO LEAVE THE DISGUSTING AND CRIME-RIDDEN LEFTIST CONTROLLED CITY. OUT OF MORBID CURIOSITY WE ASKED SOME FLEEING LIBERALS WHERE THEY WERE GOING AND WHAT THEY WERE GOING TO DO NOW THAT THEIR WHACKO LEFTIST POLICIES HAD TOTALLY FAILED. WE'RE MIGRATING TO SAFE AND SANE CONSERVATIVE RUN STATES WHEREIN WE WILL START OUR WHOLE INSANE LEFTIST PROCESS ALL OVER AGAIN!