Not sure what to say about this I’m just disturbed

time to rob a bank, then buy my own country with the money, then become a dictator so they can't arrest me

Then you gave that place in Africa that isn't claimed by a country, since the countries around it follow different treaty lines

How much is russia

A few million soldiers, double that in winter

If you buy one country and use it's army to invade another, you can get two countries for the price of one!

so now trump can buy greenland from denmark?

I wanna buy one too with my 6$ if I can

U can buy russia for 50 cents it’s cheap cos it’s so cold there

Ukraine will be available soon

not if russia buys it first

Then we must hurry

Corporations aren't raising money to help Ukraine, but to buy it

0_0

The bidding war begins

*epic music starts*

"I hear one war, can I get a second? TWO wars, okay, can I get three?"

Three, take it or leave it

And that kids is the story of how world war 3 started

Yea it’s the same as the ww2 story just some roles were switched around

Four wars

Ima rob then buy you

Manifest destiny

But we can see the actual manifest this time

I’m buying Russia then disbanding it.