Get back here or that rocket will take you to the sun

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We laugh at these situations because we lack the resources to funnel our anger about them into real change and revealing our sadness about them just hurts too much. :/

But man am I sad and angry about how funny this is.

sangry

Or sadgry

or angad

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Paying employees properly probably would help the poor.

When the elites started posting about how they wanted to fly off into outer space, she said "Good. LEAVE. PLEASE." And although I certainly appreciated her understandable, just sentiment on this matter, I knew that the elites would probably want to start a nuclear war so they could make their getaway and we would be bombed back into the stone age so we wouldn't be able to make rockets of our own in time to get them-and they would destroy evidence.
They've wanted to reduce the human population by 90% for a long time.

I would press all 3. SPAAAAAAAAAAAAACCCCCCCCEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!