Oop-

Because my 6th grade history teacher

If they are dead, they can’t have apple🤔

Yeah that’s true

This could count as dark humor actually? Maybe?

Fr Fr

t̴͔̬̝̏̔͂̕h̶̖͗͋e̵̪̪͎̯͊͛̋͘ ̷̙̃͒̔̚c̸͉͓̜̫̓͗̽́ḥ̴̻̈̈i̸̛̱̭̠͒l̷̨̟̱͌d̸̞̒r̸̜̉̑̓̒ͅe̵̛̬͌͛ń̵̪̠̹̘̉ ̵̡͓͎͓́s̶̼͂͊h̶̠̋̒ą̵͎̖͊ͅḽ̴̨̲̐̋l̴͍̞͐̐̏ ̷̛̭̆̈́̌b̷̨̝̜̄͛͒͘e̸̻̅̆̊͝ç̷͚̰͇̈́̌͘ő̶̟̩̮͗͊m̵͈͔͎̿̊̏̋e̶̜̫̟̝̊ ̸̬̹̈́̂̓͜ṱ̶͍̠̘̾͆ḫ̷̺͚̽̆̀̎e̴̗͂̀̏ ̸̣̐͑͝a̵̞̹͍̿p̴̛̖̒p̵͙̥̖̰̄ĺ̸͇̖̀̓ẻ̷̗̉͆s̸͔̿̀̑

I can do it in one slash.