I'VE EARNED
A 38% APPROVAL RATING
AS REPORTED
BY REUTERS,
MY PEOPLE ARE THAT
HAPPY WITH ME.
I'M THAT DAMN GOOD; I AM SO POPULAR,
I EXPECT THE WORLD TO BELIEVE
I EARNED MORE VOTES IN A DEMOCRACY,
THAN ANY HUMAN IN THE HISTORY OF THE USA,
EVEN MORE THAN HILLARY IN 2016
AND AL GORE IN 2000