I DON'T HAVE ANY IRL CRUSH BUT IF HE CONFESSES I DON'T WANT TO LET HIM DOWN

I'm not sure.

I don't have experience with these sorts of things.

Can relate
My friend (when they aren’t tired) hides their face when they see me, and I dunno what to do abt it

Imagine getting a bitch

I am a bitch

Oh
Then imagine getting a male

He actually [like 99% chance] has a crush on me and if i had a crush on him and he confessed then i would get a male

Then get a crush on him idot

Is it a he or she

He

and i'm a she

Say nice balls /j

Real talk idk

the hell
that's weird
read the title

There was a slash j

Sex

sex

Alright. Agree to spend time with him. get close with him. Do things together. When he asks you out, accept. Use it to get closer to him. Make sure you stay dating for a while. Get to know him as well as you can. If it looks like you won't work out, wait until the opportunity presents itself. Preferrably one that doesn't make him sad.

If I don't know shit that's because I don't know shit

I don't wanna have to fake feelings tho

If your fine to have a relationship with that mf then go out with him
If not then jus turn him down
It’s easier that way
If you wanna talk mor we can meme chat

I don't wanna have to fake feelings tho

Then don’t go out with him
Maybe try find some mf to have a crush on then he’ll know to back off

but he's my friend i don't want to make him feel sad

Damn
Ok but like how do you know how he has a crush on you

well
he calls me cute and he likes my hair and he's kinda flirty lately and on valentine's day he showed my other friend that (i pretended) to date (he had a crush on me as well and so i date him so i wouldn't hurt his feelings too) a google doc with a large title something that says "I was going to ask her to be my valentine" (I was behind him)

Oh shit
Oh shit
Oh
Shit
Damn
Damn
Yeah he def has a crush on you
Damn

Well all I say is that you should turn him down if he confesses as easily as you can
Hopefully you two can stay friends after