preferably sfw

My adopted son was disowned because he said uwu five times

you did the right thing

I’m pretty sure he’s a femboy now
(He’s not my real adopted son jus a joke bc I’m 13 )

lol ik

Once there was a green brush who was always drooling until one day his whole house was flooded

I am going to eat a squirrel

"and sometimes when i'm alone, i put on my wife's dress and cry in the corner for hours"

-oversimplified 21st century

What are you gonna do with that big bat? Gonna hit me? Better make it count. Better make it hurt. Better kill me in one shot.

Why do you look like a war criminal?

does the a stand for a atomic or a**

crispy juicy tender
i put my newborn son in a blender