"Ecky ecky ecky ecky pahtang zoom boing mumble mumble"

I hope what you said about the candidates being told "Ecky ecky ecky ecky pahtang zoom boing mumble mumble" is a joke. But overall this stream is satirical. Lets hope people don't take that joke too seriously but yes, Vote BritishMormon for President

It is most definitely a joke. It all revolves around my ImgFlip user name and the movie, Monty Python and the Holy Grail. At one point in the movie the Knights who say "Ni" announce that they are no longer the Knights who say "Ni", they are now the Knights who say "Ecky ecky ecky ecky pahtang zoom boing mumble mumble".

That is a possibility. That movie came out almost 50 years ago so I can't expect anyone from a younger generation to even know anything about the movie. However, the Holy Grail seems to have staying power. Probably because they don't make good comedies any more. So hopefully enough people will get the joke. I just happen to be of a certain age where I saw that movie in the theater when I was 17. It became one of my all time favorite comedies.

the reason the other candidates haven’t been campaigning much (except Slobama) is because they’ve all been searching for shrubbery to appease the Knights

LOL

"Nico nico nii!" is shorter though, you should say that instead.

I found the script for Monty Python and the Holy Grail online. I looked in the script to see what the words were when the Knight announced that they are no longer saying Ni. I just did a copy and paste.

I am not familiar with "Nico nico ni!"

whats the template called?

I saved it to my hard drive so that I could use it to create my ballot and submit it.