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How to touch grass | VOTE JEMY FOR PRESIDENT; ONE OF THE ONLY PRESIDENTIAL CANDIDATES WHO REGULARLY TOUCHES GRASS AND ISN'T A 40 YR OLD BRITISH MORON DUDE LIVING IN THEIR MOTHER'S BASEMENT | image tagged in how to touch grass | made w/ Imgflip meme maker
269 views • 16 upvotes • Made by -Jemy- 2 years ago in IMGFLIP_PRESIDENTS
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4 ups, 2y,
5 replies
so a 40 year old crack teeth man vs a 11 year old weaboo libertarian? seems like IP to me..
-Jemy-
3 ups, 2y,
2 replies
I'm 15 though..
[deleted]
0 ups, 2y
certainly dont look like it...
-Jemy-
4 ups, 2y,
2 replies
I'm not too young to decide who I want to be with, though. And just because you don't like people liking their own gender doesn't mean we're not allowed to show support for people who do. And in most countries, girls can get married as early as 12 years old, and a lot of people don't say anything about it. And wasn't it William Shakespeare who wrote Romeo and Juliet? A story where a 14 year old girl falls in love with a guy who's old enough to kill, and you bri'ish people call it "the greatest love story" and make it part of your curriculum.

But apparently, a 15 yo saying they want to date someone of the same gender someday or if they don't feel as if they are the gender they were assigned at birth is inappropriate and NSFW.
Octavia_Melody
3 ups, 2y,
1 reply
Ask him if he'd be okay with a picture of a male and female character kissing. Watch the double standard.
[deleted] M
1 up, 2y,
1 reply
Wedding Kiss | image tagged in wedding kiss | made w/ Imgflip meme maker
Better break out the NSFW checkmark, it’s about to get PG in here!
Octavia_Melody
1 up, 2y
This is literally censorship
-Jemy-
4 ups, 2y
Well not everything revolves around you, people can love who they want to love, kids can have crushes even if their crush is of the same gender, and gay is not NSFW just because you say it is.
[deleted] M
1 up, 2y
Yeah if you think this is “adult content”, I got a bridge to sell you. Get real dude.
Captain_Scar M
2 ups, 2y
yes!
[deleted] M
2 ups, 2y
You forgot the greedy bastard who sells snake oil promises towards the stream
SurlyKong69 M
0 ups, 2y
Sounds about right...
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0 ups, 2y,
1 reply
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0 ups, 2y
lol
[deleted]
4 ups, 2y,
4 replies
The_Right-Minded_Knight M
3 ups, 2y,
1 reply
takes me back
[deleted]
2 ups, 2y,
1 reply
The_Right-Minded_Knight M
1 up, 2y,
1 reply
yes
[deleted]
2 ups, 2y,
1 reply
The_Right-Minded_Knight M
1 up, 2y
Not necessarily
Captain_Scar M
3 ups, 2y,
2 replies
ok grammar Nazi
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1 up, 2y,
1 reply
Captain_Scar M
1 up, 2y
that would've been less of a grammar Nazi thing to do than correcting "their"
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1 up, 2y,
1 reply
Captain_Scar M
1 up, 2y
yeah I did, he was active enough this cycle
"frequent visitor to the stream" lol

man I'm awful aren't I
SurlyKong69 M
2 ups, 2y
Mommas basement confirmed
-Jemy-
2 ups, 2y
"They" can be used as a gender neutral pronoun, though.

Like for example, you meet someone online, you don't really know anything about who they are, you don't know if they're male or female or maybe even neither, so to be respectful, you refer to them as "they" even though they're just one person.

Also, it's funny how you agree that you are a British moron living in your "mum's" basement. Thanks!
Pollard
0 ups, 2y
where's the youtube tutorial?
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VOTE JEMY FOR PRESIDENT; ONE OF THE ONLY PRESIDENTIAL CANDIDATES WHO REGULARLY TOUCHES GRASS AND ISN'T A 40 YR OLD BRITISH MORON DUDE LIVING IN THEIR MOTHER'S BASEMENT