Up-Voted . . . well-memed. Well --
Door Bashes Open . . . "FBI raid! Here's a copy of the redacted warrant! . . . on the floor citizen, spread 'em! Is that a gun in your pocket citizen?"
"No officer. I am a typical freedom-despising leftist beta male and I am soooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo very, VERY happy to be raided."