I have a alternative (and more hurtful) solution...
1 - tie them to a tree branch by their hands
2 - get a bat
3 - beat them
4 - get a knifu
5 - slice them open
6 - grab their intestines
7 - throw a party! Use their intestines as party streamers!
8 - feed their kidneys to your dogs!
9 - skin them
10 - use the bones as bone meal or feed it to your dogs (they deserve it!)
11 - grab sewing supplies
12 - rip apart the skin
13 - put the skin and make clothes! (Or a skin suit!)
14 - give it to the homeless! Your not heartless are you?
15 - repeat
16 - don't question any of this
( power goes out - hur hur hur hur hur hur hur hur hur hur, hur hur hur hur, hur hur hur hur, hur, hur hur hur hur hur hur hur hur hur, hur hur hur hur hur hur hur. )
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