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So . . . they get this rain only once in a thousand years, they say | DALLAS HIT BY
1000 YEAR FLOODING; ASKS FOR FEDERAL AID; CAN YOU TELL ME AGAIN HOW TEXAS CAN SECEDE AT ANY TIME? AND CAN YOU GET A MOVE ON BEFORE YOUR WINTER WEATHER CRISIS? | image tagged in dallas cowboys cheerleaders,memes,creepy condescending wonka | made w/ Imgflip meme maker
222 views 14 upvotes Made by Lyoll 2 years ago in politicsTOO
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2 ups, 2y
I sent the same message to Florida. | "You haz one new message!" IF AT FIRST                
YOU           
DON'T  
SECEDE,
PLEASE TRY AGAIN! | image tagged in ted gets a text,memes,presidential alert | made w/ Imgflip meme maker
1 up, 2y,
2 replies
hey, i don't really understand what you're trying to put down here, can you explain? this isn't sarcasm btw this is just me being oblivious. thanks
2 ups, 2y,
1 reply
Texas keeps saying they don't want to be part of the US, but they come crawling for money for every flood or hurricane. They want their own power grid, but then their people freeze when it goes down, unless you hop undetected on a flight to Cancun -- right Teddy?
3 ups, 2y,
1 reply
That’s facts, Texas needs to be reconnected into the us power grid. I’m a Texan and I hate what my state politicians are doing to us. They leave in the face of danger, only care about themselves and are dumb enough to think that everyone wants a ‘free Texas’ or some dumb shit.
2 ups, 2y
And it's a real pity that corrupt politicians are holding millions of innocent Texans hostage.
2 ups, 2y
All the states that flirt with the idea of secession (and Texas is tremendously vocal about this) tend to receive more money from the Federal government than they pay in, and many of them are susceptible to climate disasters that the red-leaning pols underprepare for out of a spirit of "small govmint" or "climate change is a hoax".

If they'd put their money where their mouths are, they'd be eating crow.
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