Buff Doge vs. Cheems

POV: You've Never Read The Bible

What specifically do you think I got wrong...or are you just spending your Sunday bearing false witness?

Satan doesn't punish anyone, he tempts people to sin, thus causing there to be all of the evil people who you credited him with punishing, and it is in fact God who punishes the wicked in that they cannot endure his holy presence while wicked. And God doesn't want you to worship idols because that separates you from him and puts you in the same boat as the murderers. So basically, you got everything wrong.

Your god thinks that worshipping an idol is the same as killing someone?

No sir, it would appear as though you are the one who has it all wrong. I didn't even say anything as to the 'why' of idol worshippers hurting gods feelings, so there's more bearing false witness on your part.

Excellent job grabbing a throwaway line and throwing away the entire point of the sentence. You're also doing a great job of throwing around fancy phrases without bothering to consider what they mean. According to your meme, Satan punishes sinners for all eternity. That is false in every sense of the word according to every religion that features him. (Revelation 20:9-10) According to your meme God whines because people worship idols. That is also false, at least, he doesn't cry like a weak cheems, he is sad that people have chosen separate themselves from him, as he is whether the separation is caused by idolatry, murder, theft, adultery, or any other act by which people separate themselves from God. (Revelation 21:7-8) So if there is to be a court-martial regarding false witness, you have born witness that Satan is the one who will tornent sinners for eternity and that God is concerned only for his feelings when he commands all men to repent of their idolatry, both of which are false. Thus you are the one who bears false witness regarding all things about which you speak.

You are honestly one of the best people I've met on Imgflip today.

Ooooo, which of the phrases I used did you consider "fancy"?

And yeah if you're the kinda wannabe who thinks that idol worshippers and murderers belong in the same boat, then your feelings don't really matter to me.

If you can find find a real Christian with decent morals feel free to send them my way. I won't hold my breath though.

So you didn't read the whole thing. I figured, goodbye.

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