My regret is that I only have 1 up vote to give for that comment. It deserves a million. That's freaking hilarious. Thank you for that, I needed a good laugh right about now.
NAPPER-IN-CHIEF TAKES ANOTHER VACATION
TO RECOVER FROM RECENT VACATION; PERMANENT
VACATION
FROM REALITY; HIS BRAIN APPARENTLY HAD A VACATION 15 YEARS AGO,
BUT NEVER RETURNED.