Elephant In The Room

welp, time to address it

then i would simply guide it to every other room in the house and train it to trample on everything

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DUDE, DID YOU JUST ATE AN ELEPHANT!

Yes

I guess you have an eating problem, do you?

I haven't eaten in 5 weeks so yeah

You should've got some pizza or something.

There's no service in the basement

Then get out of the basement then

Can't
One of my hands is tied to a bedframe

Well do you want me to untied them?

How are you gonna get in the basement the door is locked and is guarded 24/7 by an eldritch horror that is only fed steroids and four lokos

I just teleported.

THE ELDRITCH HORROR IS COMING FOR YOU

Then I'll just use my freeze ray to stop him then.

If you do that he will became a black hole and eat the earth in 2 seconds

Well how am I suppose to stop him then?

You don't
That's why he put it there

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