Jesus is shredded. xD

Wish he could beat up my homophobic(former) friend

christianity isn't an excuse to disrespect someone
but if they say they don't believe things like lgbtq is right and still respect them it's fine

Exactly.

Jesus is a friend of mine.
Jesus is my friend.
Jesus is a friend of mine.
I have a friend in Jesus.
Jesus is a friend of mine.
Jesus is my friend.
Jesus is a friend of mine.

Song will get stuck in your head

I already have Vader in my mind, Back in the line. xD

Vader?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E7Jt3KngqFw

Same song but it’s darth vader

Yeah.

It’s hilarious
That’s why I like you
You make my day better

^w^

^w^

*holy music intensifies, albeit with a pious heavy-metal twist*

Isn't that just Doom music? xD

Either one will do just fine to encapsulate the holy wrath of God while He brutally bludgeons to death without mercy those who dare use His holy message of peace and love as a pitiful excuse for exercising hatred and inflicting pain in His name, honestly.

LOL

Also, I have a question.

How do you know so much about Christianity?

I know that you're openly an Omnist, and I deeply and openly respect your religious beliefs (I honestly wish I could be as patient and tolerant with these mad-house Humans and their philosophical and religious beliefs as you are), but you know so much about Christian theology to the point where you're almost a theological mad-lad like me (and I know the Roman-Catholic Catechism like the back of my hand as well as having openly debated with my local Roman-Catholic priest about many theological matters, and won some of those debates, actually - for crying out loud)!

My question to you is this:

HOW?!

HOW ON EARTH DO YOU KNOW SO MUCH ABOUT CHRISTIANITY?!

I'm not angry that you're stealing my title, not even close - I'm actually very astonished and quite impressed (and somewhat honored, too) that you are :3

Being an Omnist doesn't mean I just say "I believe in Jesus" and be done with it. xD
I actually have to know stuff about Christianity to equally have faith in it like all the other religions.
I'm not just slapping a "Christian" sticker on myself, I'm not all talk. xD

No slacking off if you believe in ALL religions. xD

Still, without a doubt, I'm very greatly impressed that you know so much about Human philosophy and religion, Reaper - another very important reason why I like you as a good friend!

^w^

^w^

Flipping tables and whipping people is not out of the question.

LOL

bro about to beat these homophobes up with a crucifix

LOL

"i died for your sins, now it's YOUR turn!"

LMAO

"on the third day i rose,but YOU won't!"

You still going?! xD

i got lots of these!

LOL

(If he existed)

Hey bro, I’m an atheist too, but people got their opinions and you shouldn’t bother them about it- also people r us is right

HEY HEY HEY!
Now I'm not gonna spam your or anything,
But be a bit careful with your wording.

Hey, try not to start an internet war here, people do believe that he lived and saved humanity