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Kids are so weird | A KID WROTE THIS STORY.


ONE TIME A SPY NAMED AIDEN SCHAFER HAD GOTTEN KIDNAPPED WHILE HE WAS ON A MISSION. HE THEN FOUND HIMSELF IN A PRISON CELL, STRAPPED TO A CHAIR WITH WHAT LOOKED LIKE AN EXPLOSIVE DEVICE, AND THEN HE WAS GREETED BY A YOUNG WOMAN WITH LONG BROWN HAIR AND LONG EYELASHES. SHE LOOKED AT HIM IN THE EYE AND SAID, "TELL ME EVERYTHING YOU AND YOUR CO-SPIES ARE PLANNING TO DO TO TRY TO TAKE ME DOWN, OR I'LL DETONATE THE DEVICE" HE THEN NERVOUSLY SAID, "NO. I'D RATHER DIE THAN LEAK IMPORTANT INFORMATION TO A VILLAIN LIKE YOU." THE WOMAN CHUCKLED AND SAID, "OK, I'LL GIVE YOU A BIT OF TIME JUST IN CASE YOU WANT TO CHANGE YOUR MIND." HE SILENTLY WHISPERED TO HIMSELF, "I'LL NEVER CHANGE MY MIND."

HIS CO SPIES THEN WERE SENT OUT TO SAVE HIM. THEY HAD SOME TROUBLE GETTING INTO THE CELL, AS IT WAS HEAVILY GUARDED, THEN THEY FINALLY FOUND A WAY TO BLOW OUT THE BARS WITH DYNAMITE. THEY KNEW THAT THE KEY THAT RELEASES THE STRAP THEIR FRIEND IS LOCKED IN WAS SOMEWHERE IN THE CELL, BUT THEY HAD TO SOLVE CHALLENGES TO GET IT; SELENA CHANDLER, ONE OF AIDEN'S CO-SPIES, TRIED FOR A LONG TIME TO GET THE FIRST KEY OUT OF THE FIRST CHALLENGE. IT WAS A CHALLENGE WHERE SHE HAD TO GET A KEY OUT OF A BOX. HER FINGERS COULDN'T GET IT SO SHE HAD TO USE PAPER CLIPS. SOMETIMES SHE FELT LIKE SHE WANTED TO GIVE UP, BUT THE SCREAMS THAT WERE THROWN AT HER HAD MOTIVATED HER TO KEEP GOING. USING HER STRATEGY, SHE FINALLY FOUND A METHOD TO GET THE KEY OUT. SHE KNEW THAT IT WASN'T THEY KEY THAT FIT IN THE DEVICE. SHE KNEW THAT IT WAS THE KEY TO START THE SECOND CHALLENGE. SHE THEN INSERTED IT INTO THE SECOND CHALLENGE, AND HANDED IT TO DYLAN MASON, WHO WAS ONE OF THE OTHER SPIES WHO WAS SENT OUT TO RELEASE AIDEN. DYLAN ATTEMPTED TO SOLVE THE CHALLENGE. THE CHALLENGE WAS TO SOLVE RIDDLES. IF HE GOT A RIDDLE CORRECT, THE KEY WOULD COME OUT 1/3 OF THE WAY. IF HE GOT A RIDDLE WRONG, THEY KEY WOULD POP BACK IN AND HE WOULD HAVE TO START OVER. IT TOOK HIM A WHILE TO GET THE 2ND KEY OUT, BUT HE EVENTUALLY DID IT. HE THEN INSERTED THE KEY INTO THE 3RD AND FINAL CHALLENGE AND HANDED IT TO ASHLEY, WHO WAS ONE OF THE SPIES WHO WAS SENT OUT TO SAVE AIDEN. ASHLEY KNEW THAT GETTING THE KEY TO UNLOCK THE STRAP AIDEN IS LOCKED IN WOULD TAKE A WHILE. SHE TRIED MANY TIMES, AND EVEN HAD TO START OVER ONCE. BUT THEN SHE FINALLY GOT IT AND WAS ABLE TO UNLOCK THE STRAP AND STOP THE TIMER IN THE NICK OF TIME. THEN THE SPIES RETURNED WITH AIDEN, SAFE AND SOUND. GUESS THAT EVIL WOMAN WILL HAVE TO FIND ANOTHER WAY TO GET IMPORTANT INFORMATION.


KIDS ARE SO WEIRD TBH. | image tagged in blank white template | made w/ Imgflip meme maker
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do not say that again | image tagged in do not say that again | made w/ Imgflip meme maker
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Don't say what?
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The story
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Well a kid wrote it. And it's not that bad.
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But how
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0 ups, 4y
It's rly cringe. But it's not the worst thing I've ever seen.
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But why shouldn't I say it again.
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Than goku
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0 ups, 4y
The story's not that bad, is it?
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What the f-
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1 up, 4y
A kid wrote this. It's not bad tbh.
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At least it wasn't as bad as most wattpad fanfics I've seen

And plus, the kid still has room to grow, they do have the imagination to be a writer, it's just disorganized and they need to learn to express their thoughts in better ways. I once wrote really cringe stories as a kid, and in fact, I'm still learning.

I hope to see the child who wrote this as a successful writer one day.
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1 up, 4y
The story isn't that bad, it just needs better organization.
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I don't think the story is too bad either
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Bruh that’s genius compared to what I can come up with
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A 10 year old wrote this story.
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Holy shit I was guessing 12
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Why? Also the 10 year old was a girl.
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Wow that’s awesome
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What kind of story is this though?
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A KID WROTE THIS STORY. ONE TIME A SPY NAMED AIDEN SCHAFER HAD GOTTEN KIDNAPPED WHILE HE WAS ON A MISSION. HE THEN FOUND HIMSELF IN A PRISON CELL, STRAPPED TO A CHAIR WITH WHAT LOOKED LIKE AN EXPLOSIVE DEVICE, AND THEN HE WAS GREETED BY A YOUNG WOMAN WITH LONG BROWN HAIR AND LONG EYELASHES. SHE LOOKED AT HIM IN THE EYE AND SAID, "TELL ME EVERYTHING YOU AND YOUR CO-SPIES ARE PLANNING TO DO TO TRY TO TAKE ME DOWN, OR I'LL DETONATE THE DEVICE" HE THEN NERVOUSLY SAID, "NO. I'D RATHER DIE THAN LEAK IMPORTANT INFORMATION TO A VILLAIN LIKE YOU." THE WOMAN CHUCKLED AND SAID, "OK, I'LL GIVE YOU A BIT OF TIME JUST IN CASE YOU WANT TO CHANGE YOUR MIND." HE SILENTLY WHISPERED TO HIMSELF, "I'LL NEVER CHANGE MY MIND." HIS CO SPIES THEN WERE SENT OUT TO SAVE HIM. THEY HAD SOME TROUBLE GETTING INTO THE CELL, AS IT WAS HEAVILY GUARDED, THEN THEY FINALLY FOUND A WAY TO BLOW OUT THE BARS WITH DYNAMITE. THEY KNEW THAT THE KEY THAT RELEASES THE STRAP THEIR FRIEND IS LOCKED IN WAS SOMEWHERE IN THE CELL, BUT THEY HAD TO SOLVE CHALLENGES TO GET IT; SELENA CHANDLER, ONE OF AIDEN'S CO-SPIES, TRIED FOR A LONG TIME TO GET THE FIRST KEY OUT OF THE FIRST CHALLENGE. IT WAS A CHALLENGE WHERE SHE HAD TO GET A KEY OUT OF A BOX. HER FINGERS COULDN'T GET IT SO SHE HAD TO USE PAPER CLIPS. SOMETIMES SHE FELT LIKE SHE WANTED TO GIVE UP, BUT THE SCREAMS THAT WERE THROWN AT HER HAD MOTIVATED HER TO KEEP GOING. USING HER STRATEGY, SHE FINALLY FOUND A METHOD TO GET THE KEY OUT. SHE KNEW THAT IT WASN'T THEY KEY THAT FIT IN THE DEVICE. SHE KNEW THAT IT WAS THE KEY TO START THE SECOND CHALLENGE. SHE THEN INSERTED IT INTO THE SECOND CHALLENGE, AND HANDED IT TO DYLAN MASON, WHO WAS ONE OF THE OTHER SPIES WHO WAS SENT OUT TO RELEASE AIDEN. DYLAN ATTEMPTED TO SOLVE THE CHALLENGE. THE CHALLENGE WAS TO SOLVE RIDDLES. IF HE GOT A RIDDLE CORRECT, THE KEY WOULD COME OUT 1/3 OF THE WAY. IF HE GOT A RIDDLE WRONG, THEY KEY WOULD POP BACK IN AND HE WOULD HAVE TO START OVER. IT TOOK HIM A WHILE TO GET THE 2ND KEY OUT, BUT HE EVENTUALLY DID IT. HE THEN INSERTED THE KEY INTO THE 3RD AND FINAL CHALLENGE AND HANDED IT TO ASHLEY, WHO WAS ONE OF THE SPIES WHO WAS SENT OUT TO SAVE AIDEN. ASHLEY KNEW THAT GETTING THE KEY TO UNLOCK THE STRAP AIDEN IS LOCKED IN WOULD TAKE A WHILE. SHE TRIED MANY TIMES, AND EVEN HAD TO START OVER ONCE. BUT THEN SHE FINALLY GOT IT AND WAS ABLE TO UNLOCK THE STRAP AND STOP THE TIMER IN THE NICK OF TIME. THEN THE SPIES RETURNED WITH AIDEN, SAFE AND SOUND. GUESS THAT EVIL WOMAN WILL HAVE TO FIND ANOTHER WAY TO GET IMPORTANT INFORMATION. KIDS ARE SO WEIRD TBH.