A pirate walks into a bar with a captains wheel attached to his belt. The bartender says, "What's the steering wheel for?" And the pirate says, "Aaargh! It drives me nuts!"
A bear walks into a bar. The bartender says, "What'll it be?" And the bear says, "I'll have a rum. . . . . . and coke." The bartender says, "Why the big pause?" And the bear looks down and says, "I don't know. I think I get them from my dad."
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