Yeah, Sure It Ain't U.N.

Of course not. . .they all operate in broad daylight.

Look, guys, the ruling global elite just said the world is not run by a "ruling global elite"! Why do you keep pushing those dangerous "conspiracy theories"?

We need to lock up people who believe in conspiracy theories in secret government prisons!

I thought we were already doing that. Also we need to make them pay 6 million dollars whenever they talk about a conspiracy theory that hurts someone's feelings.

And when it turns out a conspiracy theory is correct, remember to act as suprised as everyone else. I mean who woulda seen that coming right?