You have to choose one, tell me why.

Coma, and make it 30. I want to wake up retired already. XD

Hopefully you get a job that pays a sleeping person a 401k, lol

Hard choice. I don't want to risk leaving my Squad alone for that time period, so I really don't know

Coma. I won't even realise when I wake up.

Prison for 5 years.

Prison, because if you're in a coma, you get brain damage

At least in jail you have control of your body (for the most part) and can express yourself. Much as I would love to catch on up sleep I can't imagine being unresponsive and stuck in a bed for that long. I'd probably appreciate my freedom more after jail than after not being aware for 5 years

Coma of course.

You'd get a really long nap and not have to worry about life

Coma, because 5 years of coma feels like 5 seconds.