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*shits*

I farted

You smell like you farted

Suddenly you hear a roar. You look outside your window and see heaps of earth flying into the air miles away. You watch as a giant slowly appears from under the ground, devastating miles of landscape. It stands up tall, so tall you'd estimate it to be nearly 5,000 Feet. It suddenly bellows:
F A R T E D.
The shockwave is enough to blow out all the windows in a 50-mile radius. Trees fall down, houses are shredded. By the time you get up and out of the wreckage, the giant starts climbing back down into the hole from which it emerged. You watch as it covers itself with the pieces of earth it dislodged, leaving you standing there.

The true horrors of “you smell like you farted”

Because I did

No :)

"straps you to explosive device"

*activates device*

So you want to blow yourself up?

Nah, just wanted you in the blast radius

. . .
If you are being horny/joking
This is THE wrong user to do so with
So please, do not

Ok. I didn't know. :)

Also 📸

Please don't take me seriously when I say stuff like that

I already have the screenshot

Pls don't post it 🥺

Fine

I won't post it

Thank you 😌

Mhm

no

Why