taking a sledgehammer to the roads so you feel our pain (Ohio DoTphobia)

Ohio's roads aren't half as bad as Alabama's roads...

If you ever feel like your country has the worst roads, just remember that where I live, there is a gigantic gap in the road where the sidewalk should be and I have to walk across a wooden board just to get out of my house and the construction workers are "working" on it.

b r u h

The USA has great roads.
Some states in the USA do not.
But yes, our roads are better than yours.

From the earth I rise and to the earth i one day will return. What’s up mothershuckers? My name is Colonel Cornelius Cornwall. And I’m here today to introduce you to: Corn. Corn is a North American cereal plant that yields large kernels on a cob. It is also called maize because it's easy to get lost in it's incredible flavor. Side effects of corn may include: choking, I guess.

Come down today, and try some corn, o̶̼̭̎͝r̸͖̄̂̈́ ̴̛̜͠ẘ̷̤̾̂ẽ̷͜ ̷̺͌̽ŵ̸͉͉̳̇͌ỉ̵̭͌ļ̴͕̈̍l̵̯̔̐ ̷͉̼͗̑̕S̵̝̯͓̊A̴̪̬̾̃͗C̸̫̱̈́̂R̸̡̠̍͘͝Ḯ̸̙͈̮F̵̥́I̷͍͛ͅC̴̛͎̠̬̾͊E̸͎̬͐ ̷̟̱̻̀̄̇Ÿ̴̡́Ö̷͔̗́͆U̷͓̘̗̽̃͐R̴̞͉̅ͅ ̵̙͂N̴̮̠͛̔̅Ȩ̷̖̱̕̚Ẁ̵̛̝͉B̸͚̰͐̿Ō̷̹̮̠͊̕R̸͖̯̎͘N̷̰̟͝

I love that skit.

Corn is best girl

“Your Cadillac has got a wheel in the ditch and a wheel on the track”
- Neil Young, “Alabama”

If you think Ohio roads are bad, just cross the state line into Indiana, pretty sure they make their roads with the potholes built in already

I just looked it up and it makes Ohio roads look like a cakewalk

Ohio gang

Ohio gang