Liberal. Conservative. Authoritarian. Libertarian. My grandmother used to tell me stories about the old days, a time of peace when the Trump kept balance between the Lib Tribes, Conservative Kingdom, Authoritarian Nation, and Libertarian Nomads. But that all changed when the liberals attacked. Only the Trump mastered all four elements. Only he could stop the ruthless woke liberal cancelers. But when the world needed him most, he vanished. Four years have passed and the liberals are nearing victory in the War. Two years ago, my father and the men of my tribe journeyed to the Conservative Kingdom to help fight against the liberals, leaving me and my brother to look after our tribe. Some people believe that the Trump was never reborn into the libertarians, and that the cycle is broken. But I haven't lost hope. I still believe that somehow, the Donald will return to save the world.
