Well howdy there, imgflip conservatives, it's Socialism again; and today, I'd like to talk to you about some things that you guys seem determined to conveniently ignore. When Congress actually gets off its collective ass, puts aside partisanship and infighting to pass legislation, that's me doing my job. When CBP seizes shipments of illicit drugs, captures illegal immigrants, finds and closes cross-border tunnels, that's me doing my job. When the Coast Guard rescues capsize/sinking victims from the ocean, lifeguards haul drowning victims in and; administer CPR, firefighters extinguish a burn, rescue people from burning buildings, that's me doing my job. When DOT builds & repairs roads and bridges, spreads salt and sand to combat icy conditions, provides roadside assistance, that's me doing my job. When the FBI roots out organized crime, tracks down and arrests crooks, busts interstate drug/human traffickers, that's me doing my job. When the police run stings on drug dealers, theft rings, CPS rescues abused children from unfit parents, that's me doing my job. When the military deploys to conflict/ disaster zones to fight the good (hopefully) fight, that's me doing my job. So maybe instead of crying like little punks about something you've demonstrated you don't really understand, give some serious thought to how bad things would be without me.